Witty Word Nerd bends to KNEELET

For one more consummated crouch

Sabriga Turgon
1 min readSep 16, 2024
Photo by Anne Nygård on Unsplash

I have a little knee, well, plus another three

They get me where I’m goin’ no matter where I be

So I like to treat ’em good

Cuz I know what goings-on could

Do to me without my easy, breezy knees.

Of course that’s why I cover them

With cute and crunchy protection

So I can bend and crawl and prance

Through seasons of transhumance

My kneelets just swingin’ to the stars and back.

From teams to troupes to club-swinging masters

KNEELETS protect our articular casters.

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Okay, okay, so “penillion-ity” isn’t my strong suit… but if I were a protector of small bendable parts, I’d appreciate a bit of song and dance.

Go forth and applaud the mini, the flexi, the always-there-for-yous.

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Sabriga Turgon

People lover & realistic optimist who encourages goodness in all things. Ghostwriter Global—let’s get that book out of your head & onto paper.