Witty Word Nerd bends to KNEELET
For one more consummated crouch
I have a little knee, well, plus another three
They get me where I’m goin’ no matter where I be
So I like to treat ’em good
Cuz I know what goings-on could
Do to me without my easy, breezy knees.
Of course that’s why I cover them
With cute and crunchy protection
So I can bend and crawl and prance
Through seasons of transhumance
My kneelets just swingin’ to the stars and back.
From teams to troupes to club-swinging masters
KNEELETS protect our articular casters.
Okay, okay, so “penillion-ity” isn’t my strong suit… but if I were a protector of small bendable parts, I’d appreciate a bit of song and dance.
Go forth and applaud the mini, the flexi, the always-there-for-yous.
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