Witty Word Nerd loves a good OMNIUM-GATHERUM

It’s a good-time OG

Sabriga Turgon
2 min readSep 20, 2024
Photo by Aman Upadhyay on Unsplash

When in the course of human events you happen upon a girl gaggle hanging out to dry, no plucking. Every one of those over the shoulder boulder holders saw babies born, dinners devoured, or boobies preserved during a precipitous plummet.

But don’t go thinking this is just any old OMNIUM-GATHERUM, oh no no no.

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Long before the gatherum came the selecium (that’s ‘se-lec-see-um’ for those not inside my head) that tried to abridge the joy to eradicate diversity’s ease. HA!

To which we declared, “Get thee from me, you temerarious (!?!) bearer of yeast and rashes! Bumping in the breezes eases our squeezes. It’s just what we needses to be germ-free.”

Dare you to collect, aggregate, amass, assemble from far and wide the wanderers, transients, and interlopers into your grand miscellaneous collection.

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Sabriga Turgon
Sabriga Turgon

Written by Sabriga Turgon

People lover & realistic optimist who encourages goodness in all things. Ghostwriter Global—let’s get that book out of your head & onto paper.